"Romance, seduction, murder. Just another day in office."

The Tudors, Matrix style with Henry as Neo, Charles as Morpheus and Cromwell as... Trinity?

His comfy orgy throne

Dancing with the Poles

You know, I havn't taken classes to learn something new in a long while now. The last thing I took classes for was authentic French taught by real Frenchmen outside. But that was back in the good ol' noob years in highschool. I used to HATE, yes in fact loathe taking lessons of any kind. Being an asian kiddo, your mumsie or daddykins signed you up for everything that was available in the city rec guide. Sure I know it was for my own benefit, but really, like 6 classes in a week is frickin pushing it a little. To a degree, my childhood was certainly a little deprived. No I didn't get to walk home and play some ball or just hang out afterschool.....I had to be transported on a 45 min ride down to Cambie for a 3.5 hr french lecture!!!!! I still remember at one point in life, I swam every single day of the week just to get my lousy level 12 swimming badge! arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

But what I really want to say is after a long hiatus on learning, there dawns the idea that it could be fun to do it all over again.......just not in the same quantity. There's certainly a few things on my list:

1. Poledancing

2. Baton twirling

3. Whistling

I know the third one doesn't require a class lol but I thought I'd just throw it out there with the gang. Poledancing....yes.......what a sinfully delightful activity. Before you frown upon my idea, let's just from this point on think of it as a healthy excercise involving a fully dressed person and a pole (hence my cute picture of a poledancing blonde). And please exclude the flashy lights, booming music, sultry pole-banging moves and of course smelly drunks with dollar bills ready in their hands. In fact, it is a very fun excercise! It has already gone mainstream. I wouldn't doubt that Lululemon will sell its own line of poles soon. My experience with it is all positive......well kinda. It was a dare from gfs on several occasions. Poledancing on a street sign in a secluded neighborhood as well as going across a busy street to the bus stop and poledance in front of passing cars. But really.....the only gross thing about it was the eerie long patch of grass surrounding the base of the pole in which many dogs have paid their tribute. But doggy pee or no doggy pee, poledancing is a fun skill to learn. One trip to Ikea for my adjustable pole and I'm down for some taboo business......................................................hahaaa that sounded wrong......no pun intended.

Pulp: The love and hate relationship

I love pulp. If you are an avid drinker of Tropicana, you will know there are 3 types of OJ. Original, Homestyle, Grovestand. (I think I should put up a poll on which is favored most by OJ lovers.) I find that there is no continuum no spectrum, only extremes.

You either love original and hate grovestand, or love grovestand hate original. Nobody chooses homestyle.

As Jessica (a hater of pulp) states: "No pulp is good pulp." or "Things should be either liquid or solid."

But being the pulp fan, I must advocate for pulp! Why don't you like suspensions? Don't you like the suprise of little orange tidbits when sucking up juice? Plus, it's a healthier choice. Fibre! You won't be able to friggin take an enjoyable dump on the crapper if you don't have your fibres.

Jessica says it's ok for soup to be a suspension. But not OJ. This is contradictory logic! And it's very satisfying to drink pulpy orange juice because it simply tastes a lot more natural. Pure unadulterated orange juice.......that's grovestand.

"Monopoly: Here & Now" Crapfest

So I recently saw Monopoly: Here & Now/World Edition (friiiiiiiggin unnecessary long name) on sale at Toys r Us. Me and my gf have been longing to play this seemingly exciting new addition to the Parker Bros family so we pitched in thinking it'd give us boardgame orgasm at sleepovers and whatnot.

To go over the new aspects of the game briefly, there's no paper money-only 6 credit cards (all named Charles B. Darrow, the developer of monopoly), there's an electronic banker to put money in and out of your card (this is where the shittiness begins) and the biggest change of all, the properties are of cities around the world.

First of all, the electronic banker is ASS. That's right, it totally slows down gameplay, I bet a mentally disabled 3-yr old can do mental math with paper money faster than that shitload of a machine can input arbitrary figures onto your card. There's a (-) and (+) slot for obvious reasons as to quicken the pace so when there's a transaction between 2 players, you don't have to load one card at a time. But frick! Whenever you push a card in, it's gotta do this 1 sec. loading screen then TELL YOU WHAT PLAYER NUMBER YOU ARE, AND THEN show your balance......and you can't input numbers as soon as your card balance shows up, you gotta wait like a 0.5 sec delay!!

What next? I picked up a chance card stating that I apparently wanted to sample ethnic foods so I must pay EACH PLAYER 500 K!!!!! (all monetary values in Mil and K) So there were 6 friggin people playing and just imagine how much time it took me to give everyone their frickin lousy 500 K.

It's just................*sigh* degrading for monopoly to be like this. It just took the fun out of the original game. Mr. Pennybags is probably on the verge of suicide right now as we speak.

Last words: Why the hell is Montreal in the place of Boardwalk!? I know it's sacriligious to say this as a Canadian, but come on! You'd think a more prestigiuos city would get that spot!

And why is Tokyo on a cheaper street than Vancouver!? I reside in Vancouver and there's no way housing costs is more expensive in Vancouver than Tokyo.

They'll look up and shout "save us", but I'll look down and whisper "no"

So I saw Watchmen the Friday it came out, and to my surprise it was amazing.
Not a DC nerd, but I just love the character of Rorschach. Sure, he's extremely violent and leans towards a fetish for breaking fingers, but he's so..........justly raw. His concept of justice is solely based on right and wrong-no grey area.

Anyway, I think it's so cool the whole story in comics about Dr. Manhattan making this weird plasmic fabric that Rorschach sewed into a mask for himself. Though, it wasn't part of the movie.

I've been wondering why the Nightowl aka. Dan, had a moment of impotency while trying to get it on with Laurie, yet the same night he beat up 2873562 baddies out in town without suffering injuries of any kind. He's so damn fit to knock out a hundred beefy inmates but too rusty to get a hardon. Aiyaa...

Last words.....the soundtrack is friggin awesome!!

Welcome!

I'm thinking up stupid topics to discuss..........I will post new stuff shortly.
Please bear with me and I'm trying to save up money penny by penny to buy a puppy ;) that's why I have ads on here hahahaa my only source of income!

So in the meantime, let's ask you a question that I've been pondering forever.......Can a leech leech another leech???
.....I mean won't it be easier for a leech to leech its fellow neighbors rather than go out to forage for another animal's blood? It could be painless for your leech friends too, all you gotta do is lock lips.

its like....hey baby wanna make out wit me? *leeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!*