I grew out of a RipCurl bikini that I bought 3 years ago, and still since I had nothing else to wear, I wore it to the beach last weekend. It didn't cover what I needed to cover....my chest. Felt like I was starring in a porno. Tres inappropriate.
Bandeau bikinis are totally in right now and they're selling em everywhere. I've always wanted a bandeau so yesterday I tried one on at Old Navy.....and the results? DISASTROUS!
How could something so adorable look like a nightmare on me!?!?!!? WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........I tell you! It's a curse to have D cup breasts! You positively can't wear anything cute. No baby tops and certainly NO bandeaus!!
I can't even begin to describe how a bandeau looks on me....let's just say it looked hugely out of place and disfiguring! My mommy warned me about bandeaus and I should've listened and stay with a normal triangular bikini.
Worst part is, deep down I still think there's hope for me and bandeaus so I tried to keep the dream alive by consulting online public opinion. But nope...most agree bandeaus are flattering only to small breasts.
Bottom line is: I wish I had B cup breasts. That would be the most ideal size. What my friend, Joycee says: "Omg sapphire gimme some of your chest." ....yes Joycee, I wish...I wish.
6 Ways to flatten my chest to a B-cup:
1. Sleep on my chest from now on
2. Replace bra with duct tape
3. Stop eating papaya
4. Work out my pecs
4. Work out my pecs
5. Immitate KingKong when angry
6. Get a de-boobing surgery
Don't do it, you'll regret not having those double d's
ReplyDeletetheyre not double d's sheesh.....just d
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ReplyDeleteYou're an asian girl. You are meant to be flat. xP