Random Thoughts

1. Are Pokemons the only organisms in Pokemon world? (Like...are there no real animals?)
Cuz I don't think I've seen any animals that exist in reality in the show. Birds are pidgeys and rodents like rattata pop up in the tall grass. But if that is so......what the hell are they eating? Surely I've seen Ash eat what looks like a hearty steak dinner....where does that beef come from? Is it from a cow pokemon like Milktank. Oh that poor thing. But, that's not ethical, at least not according to what Prof. Oak claims: "Some pokemons are raised for sport, others as pets".....uhhh he didn't say anything about raising them as FOOD!

2. Halfies are sooooo cute. <3 Joycee and I agree. Half white half asians are where it's at.

3. Coldplay is a good band. Not awesome. But good. Some songs are a damn blast. Personal favorite: Viva La Vida. Well written lyrics. But others are pretty monotonous and sound really similar to each other.

4. Heineken is not that great of a beer. It's refreshing but it lacks flavor. The kind that corona does. And Bud light follows closely behind.

5. Swimming and contacts don't mix. Your contacts will likely fold up or detach.

6. If you think about it. Our dreams are not as bizzarre as u believe. Since our daytime thoughts are just as random, segmented and all over the place.

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Summer is at our doorstep and yet I don't have the staple of every girl's summer wardrobe: A frickin swimsuit!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I grew out of a RipCurl bikini that I bought 3 years ago, and still since I had nothing else to wear, I wore it to the beach last weekend. It didn't cover what I needed to cover....my chest. Felt like I was starring in a porno. Tres inappropriate.

Bandeau bikinis are totally in right now and they're selling em everywhere. I've always wanted a bandeau so yesterday I tried one on at Old Navy.....and the results? DISASTROUS!

How could something so adorable look like a nightmare on me!?!?!!? WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........I tell you! It's a curse to have D cup breasts! You positively can't wear anything cute. No baby tops and certainly NO bandeaus!!

I can't even begin to describe how a bandeau looks on me....let's just say it looked hugely out of place and disfiguring! My mommy warned me about bandeaus and I should've listened and stay with a normal triangular bikini.

Worst part is, deep down I still think there's hope for me and bandeaus so I tried to keep the dream alive by consulting online public opinion. But nope...most agree bandeaus are flattering only to small breasts.

Bottom line is: I wish I had B cup breasts. That would be the most ideal size. What my friend, Joycee says: "Omg sapphire gimme some of your chest." ....yes Joycee, I wish...I wish.

6 Ways to flatten my chest to a B-cup:

1. Sleep on my chest from now on

2. Replace bra with duct tape

3. Stop eating papaya
4. Work out my pecs

5. Immitate KingKong when angry

6. Get a de-boobing surgery